Alberta is a Canadian province filthy fucking rich from oil money, and complain about having to contribute some of it back in equalization payments to Quebec. This oil is extracted from bitumen and the extraction process kills pretty much everything for
miles kilometres around. This greed for oil and disregard for the environment, coupled with the extremely conservative (you know, for Canada) stance of the province, has given Alberta the lovely title of "Canada's Texas."
Albertans have a strange habit of living through successive dynasties of various periods of one party rule. From 1935 to 1971, it was the right wing Social Credit Party, who were supplanted by the Progressive Conservatives; they were the longest reigning single party in Canadian history, provincial or federal, winning 12 straight majority governments in their 44 year dynasty.
The Progressive Conservatives essentially run the province like a fiefdom since the opposition parties only hold an average of 26 from the 87 seats in the legislature. The 2004 and 2008 provincial elections both had a lower-than-50% voter turnout since everyone knew the Conservatives would win (yet again). The latter gave them seventy-three seats, while the Liberals received eight and the NDP got two.
In June of 2008, Premier Ed Stelmach gave himself a $54,000 raise. His phone rang off the hook from people complaining, but he didn't care since the majority of Albertans would vote him in again next time. He was right.
 Signs of hope?
After decades of being Canada's most right-wing major city, Calgary recently shocked the hell out of just about everyone by electing a liberal academic Muslim as mayor. Equally shocking has been the Progressive Conservative party's recent apparent drift towards the centre of the spectrum, when "Red Tory" Allison Redford was elected as leader following the resignation of Stelmach. And still more impressive, the Alberta electorate do not seem inclined to punish the PCs for this leftward drift; indeed, they steamrolled their main ultra-conservative opposition, the Wildrose Alliance, in the 2012 election. Now start doing something about your "Colossal Fossil" GHG emissions ratings and we'll talk.
Given that most of the population of Calgary comes from British Columbia these days, perhaps these changes shouldn't be all that surprising. And it's going to turn into quite the culture war: the percentage of non-religious to Christians in Alberta is now the third-largest in Canuckistan. (And now you know why Stephen Harper was in full gears against Quebec's anti-multiculturalism charter.)
 Close call
In 2012, a new group, the ultra right wing Wildrose Party, surged in the polls and popularity after Stelmach drove the far-right away from the PCs, leading many to believe that Wildrose would not only win their first few seats, but topple the PC government. Didn't happen, because towards the end of the campaign, left-wing voters held their noses and voted Progressive Conservative at the last minute, because they were terrified of the Canadian version of the Tea Party taking power. After the election, several leading Wildrose members left their own party to join the PC government, showing just how desperate they were to have power and how right-wing the PCs remain even under a supposed Red Tory. Redford resigned over massive corruption scandals within her party.
 Now you're creeping us out
 ... we have no words
On Tuesday, May 5th, 2015, the people of Alberta voted in an early election called by PC Leader and Premier Jim Prentice. There was a consistent surge in polling by the New Democratic Party, led by Rachel Notley, but not many people expected a change, having remembered 2012. Well... the results came in, and the PCs lost. 44 years in power, 12 straight landslide elections, 12 straight majority governments, all came to a crashing halt, when their 70 seats went all the way down to 10. The NDP, under Rachel Notley, achieved a majority government with massive victories in Edmonton and Calgary, the two largest metros in the province. Every Wildrose defector was kicked out, and Jim Prentice, said to be Stephen Harper's heir, won his seat... and resigned immediately after.   
Oh, and they now have 27 female MLAs in office, a record high. Also with their first female Premier since Redford, with Rachel Notley. There is a slight problem: Wildrose became the opposition with its 21 seats, so it's not like the rural far right are going away any time soon.
 See also
- ↑ Tar Sands Impact on Climate Change, Skeptical Science
- ↑ Despite being a Tory powerhouse, it would be as much of a blue state as New York.
- ↑ Specifically, OpenBSD, which is obsessed with having as few security holes as possible in the default installation. (It originally forked from NetBSD, which has its own obsession that involves running on as many hardware platforms as possible.)
- ↑ OMG, a Muslim! If he were also gay, he would be the Tea Party's worst nightmare made flesh. (His participation in Pride celebrations is probably enough though.)
- ↑ Alberta PCs pick a new premier, National Post
- ↑ You'd wish we were joking.
- ↑ Quebec's values charter sends politicians scrambling, CBC
- ↑ What in the fuck
- ↑ How in the fuck.
- ↑ http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/ndp-wins-a-majority-in-alberta/
- ↑ http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2015/05/05/rachel-notley-rides-stunning-orange-wave-in-alberta-tim-harper.html