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"Anonymous User" (I notice how you hide behind an alias), we know how atheists love to censor everything from classroom prayer to criticism of evolution. I've analyzed your unconcise replies and you are unlike 99% of evolutionists, who avoid the Bible like the plague and even discourage others from reading it, so it's painfully obvious that you're trying to spread anti-Christian propaganda. And you persist in denying the obvious truth that intelligent design helps resist depression. Do yourself a favor and admit that it was deceitful for Obama to set up teleprompters to address reporters in an elementary school, because that creates a false impression for viewers that he was speaking from his mind rather than reading from a script. Stop wasting my time. Contribute to this encyclopedia, or move on.--Andy Schlafly 12:13, 20 June 2013 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes—the more crazy the better—but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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