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"Anonymous User", we're not fooled by you here. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and like most liberals you act like you're smarter than every one else and hope that people will agree with you because you seem smart and "reasonable", so anyone with an open mind can see that you're favoring immorality. You also refuse to accept that a larger tax cut for the wealthy stops sexually transmitted diseases. It's simple logic: atheists don't build hospitals, don't have championship teams, and don't give much to charity. What makes you think a majority of liberals are "self-identified as Christian"? Only 20% of the population is liberal, and less than half claim to be Christian. Many are atheists. Stop wasting my time with endless, non-substantive questions when the burden of proof is on you.--Aschlafly 05:24, 26 April 2015 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes—the more crazy the better—but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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