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Bacon: the power of lard!

Bacon is both a vegetable and a meat. It is also the universal sandwich improver, not to mention hella addictive on its own.

Bacon is far tastier than, say, hamburgers (thus the existence of the bacon cheeseburger), but not quite so much as kittens. Or sex (ORLY?).

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
—Doug Larson.

See Essay:Health effects of bacon for some perspective.