Bohemian Grove

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The Bohemian Grove is an exclusive private club north of San Francisco, California. Every year in mid-July the Grove hosts a 3 week encampment that is attended by some of the most powerful people in the world. Naturally this has attracted lots of speculation of whats going on there; because when rich people meet, it's obviously evil. People attending are discouraged from talking shop, but it invariably happens.

Presidents of the USA universally feel the Bohemian Grove is populated with nekkid faggots.

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[edit] Conspiracy

Alex Jones is convinced that there are satanic rituals that go down when all the rich people get together, because they burn an effigy in a ceremony called the Cremation of Care. The "ceremony" is narrated by Walter Cronkite from speakers inside a giant owl. Naturally Alex Jones thinks all of this is very evil and horrible things must be happening, despite the fact he literally walked in without trouble one year to watch the ceremony. Conspiracy theorist Mark Dice claims that the idea of the nuclear bomb was first conceived at the Grove and also claims that one can obtain a "Phd in Bohemian Grove Studies" by watching a couple of his flawless YouTube videos[1]. In 2012, Dice, Jones, Cindy Sheehan and numerous other "truthers" actually traveled to the Bohemian Grove to protest against the meeting[2] and to wake up the sheeple.

[edit] Truth

The Cremation of Care is thought to more symbolize the participants burning away their worries for the next few weeks. Most of the people there have vast responsibilities, and they get to party it up for three weeks without anyone watching. The owl symbolizes knowledge, from the goddess Athena most likely. Even the very name BOHEMIAN adds to this.

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  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCLQMqsu-qk
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkw3LrCX8zE
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