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|A baker's dozen on sex|
It is notorious for its exuberant sexual activity. Nothing seems too morally decrepit for these lascivious simians whose activities include:
- Using sex as a greeting, a method of avoiding conflict, and a system of post-conflict resolution.
- Using sex for recreation.
- Enthusiastically indulging in face-to-face genital sex. This is most frequently female-female. But the guys do "get it on", and when they do, it is called penis fencing.
- Practice tongue kissing and oral sex. And yes, dear shocked Christians, these activities are both heterosexual and homosexual. (What was G-d thinking?)
All this goes on both within and outside the family and involves adults, children and infants. Again, What was G-d thinking?
Humanity may, or may not, have something to learn.