Fun:Bovidae
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Bovidae is the family of mammals that includes goats. There are also cows, sheep and antelope in the family, but pffft, it's all about the goat isn't it?
[edit] Goats
See the main article on this topic: Goat
What a mighty specimen of animality is the goat! what strength! What endurance! What capriciousness![1] How noble in his aspect, so excellent a beast, that compared to its fellow bovids, would be to compare Hyperion to a satyr![2] How noble to the cause of RationalWiki, that it prevents the winds of anti-science from battering its brow![3] In short, the other 131 species in Bovidae can go chew their cud at Wikipedia, while we concentrate on the important stuff.
[edit] See also
[edit] Hoofnotes
- ↑ a quality named after goats
- ↑ Satyrs were half human and half goat, and thus can be referred to here in the inferior sense.
- ↑ Apologies to any Hamlet lovers reading this.
