“”The preacher was talking, there's a sermon he gave
He said, 'every man's conscience is vile and depraved.
You cannot depend on it to be your guide
When it's you who must keep it satisfied.'
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Calvinism (also Reformed Theology) is a Protestant Christian theological system that arose in Switzerland during the sixteenth century as a part of the Protestant Reformation. It is named after the reformer, lawyer and theologian John Calvin and was created after he was exiled from France. Calvin's thought was deeply inspired by earlier reformers such as Martin Luther's reformation in what is now Germany.
Reformed Theology most fundamentally differs from traditional Roman Catholic dogma in its soteriology[wp]. Calvinist thought teaches that fallen, post-Eden humanity is absolutely depraved and utterly incapable of personally ending its rebellion against God, and is thus doomed to be punished for eternity after death. The redemptive qualities of Jesus Christ's execution and the benevolent, predetermined will of God are the absolute and only interventions that provide happiness in the afterlife. This preordained gift of salvation from God is both impossible to refuse (if so chosen) and impossible to obtain (if not chosen). Catholics traditionally believe that the life you lead and the works you do on Earth (along with adhering to the basic articles of the Christian faith) determine your soul's fate.
Reformed theology also differs from Catholicisms in same way most other Protestant denominations differ; the practice of mass, the veneration of saints, views on transubstantiation and church hierarchy.
Calvinism has been very influential in the development of many Protestant churches, including churches of the English Separatist and Dissenter movements (Pilgrims and Puritans). Many fundamentalist churches adhere to Calvinistic or Reformed Theologies. Among mainstream American denominations, Presbyterianism is most closely associated with Reformed Theology, although only smaller groups (like the Associate Reformed Presbyterian Church[wp]) fully embrace Calvinism's strictest tenets on predestination.
Despite there being dozens of Calvinist denominations in the US alone, there are two basic groups within Calvinism and Reformed Theology.
Contemporary (or Liberal/Modernist/Progressive) churches adhere to the general principles of Reformed Theology, but have liberal aspects, such as the ordination of women or tolerance of evolution. This includes the older Presbyterian churches such as the Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.), the Reformed Church of America (RCA), and the Christian Reformed Churches (CRC), Congregationalists, the United Church of Christ.
There are also much more conservative Calvinists. This includes most Reformed Baptists, such as some Southern Baptists, Congregationalists, various churches in the Continuing Anglican Church movement, the Presbyterian Church in America (PCA), and the Orthodox Presbyterian Church (OPC).
Churches that follow Calvinism very closely usually follow set standards known as Confessions. Such churches are referred to as confessional, and will tend to believe, advocate, and teach everything taught in confessions.
 Theological origins
The significant differences among early Protestant movements and Roman Catholicism are their views on free will and original sin and their soteriologies (theologies of salvation). This reached a high point in 1525 when Luther published "On the Bondage of the Will" against Desiderius Erasmus's arguments of free will.
Luther's protest against the Catholic Church's practice of selling indulgences was a response to what he viewed as the heresy of Pelagius. They key heresy he was thought to have made was that man could chose to become perfect through human works.
Calvin was heavily influenced by the works of Augustine and many other Theologians before him, and had a good understanding of the Early Church Fathers.
Calvin was a highly prolific writer, who wrote many books, letters, commentaries, and sermons. Much of Calvin's original doctrine can best be described as a young earth creationist, Biblical literalist view of the bible. Most of his thought can be found in either a 1500 page book translated from Latin, known as the "Institutes of the Christian Religion." Also among his works include a 2000 page "Commentary of Genesis", and similar commentaries on most parts of the Bible.
Much of what Calvin believed lives on in various confessions, such as the The Westminster Confession of Faith.
Despite this fact, Calvin is best known for what is known as Predestination.
Put simply, predestination states that Christians were chosen by God, for no apparent reason, and cannot be un-chosen for any reason. This is based of off the idea that people are so sinful that they do not want anything to do with God, and that given a choice would not rationally choose to become christians in the first place.
 Five Points of Calvinism
The Five Points of Calvinism refers to an mnemonic which describes parts of predestination. The acronym itself was not created by Calvin, but is based of a confession known in English as The Cannons of Dor. The five points of the Arminian Remonstrance prompted what is known in English as The Cannons of Dort as a response to their protest.
Being of Dutch origin, the mnemonic is called T.U.L.I.P.
- Total depravity. Every person is born tainted by original sin from the fall of man and without God's intervention is unable to serve God, but will serve only his own interests. One cannot voluntarily turn to God of his own will.
- Unconditional election. God chose a few select people to whom he will give the gift of salvation. The rest are reprobate and will automatically go to perdition. Supralapsarian Calvinists believe God decreed who would be among the elect before he decreed the fall of man; infralapsarians believe that God decreed who would be among the elect after he decreed the fall of man. In either case, neither the elect nor the reprobate have a say in the matter.
- Limited atonement. Jesus Christ's substitutionary atonement by crucifixion was only to save the elect, not everybody.
- Irresistible grace. Those few God chose to receive salvation will be unable to resist God's grace.
- Perseverance of the saints. Those few who are converted to Christ will remain saved. They cannot lose their salvation because they were predestined by God to be saved. Thus, there is no notion of true apostasy within Calvinism. This doctrine raises a number of problems, not the least of which is that it's impossible to identify someone who's been saved from someone who has not.
 The fringe of the fringe
There are also some believers in Calvinism who take these five points to their logical conclusion. They are often called "Hyper-Calvinists". Hyper-Calvinists will typically refrain from any evangelistic attempts at converting "sinners", believing that only God will do the converting. More "moderate" Calvinists do believe in personal evangelism, believing that they can be God's instrument in reaching those he has chosen to be saved.
What this means in practical terms is all us filthy pagans, heathens, atheists, Jews, non-Calvinist christians, and other unrepentant sinners were predestined by God to be this way, and can never be saved.
Fred Phelps was known to subscribe to a particularly whacked variant of the Hyper-Calvinist belief system. He not only believed that filthy reprobates are predestined for hell, but also that God actively hates them and brings about their untimely deaths.
Another Calvinist that has risen to more recent prominence among this loon squad is Harold Camping, the mastermind behind the (horribly failed) May 21, 2011 Doomsday date phenomenon. His "predictions" instigated fringe Calvinists with little knowledge to go on a mad conversion spree, trying desperately to find God's "elect" before the Judgement Day that never came. The Christian churches in his surroundings generally reject him as a heretic for violation of the no-future-predictions-please rule, that relies on some sayings attributed to Jesus himself.
 On the Internet
Calvinism has a presence on the internet, mostly found in the form of online forums and Youtube. One such site is aptly called the Puritanboard, and is devoted to people studying and becoming Puritans. It is choked full of people posting under the avatar of their favorite Puritan, and often features dainty writing.
There are literally hundreds of videos on YouTube where Calvinists debate Arminians.  Debates of this variety will eventually turn emotional, and result in hour long rants.
 Interesting Calvinists
- Kevin Swanson - Swanson teaches at an Orthodox Presbyterian Church in Colorado, and is known for bizarre statements.
- Ian Paisley
- Cornelius Van Til - Van Till was one of the founding minister's of the Orthodox Presbyterian Church, and made Presuppositionalism into an apologetic argument.
- Francis Schaeffer
- R.J. Rushdoony
- Rick Warren
- Michael Jeshurun
 See also
- Calvin and Hobbes
- Double predestination
- Unitarian Universalist Church: The complete and total opposite end of the spectrum.
- ↑ This website gives a fuller treatment of Calvinist denominations in the US and Canada. http://www.tateville.com/churches.html. For other areas in the world, such as the Netherlands or South Africa, you are on your own
- ↑ Not the PC(USA) listed above. Yes, it is confusing.
- ↑ The Westminster Confession of Faith
- ↑ Before the foundation of the world, by sheer grace, according to the free good pleasure of his will, he chose in Christ to salvation a definite number of particular people out of the entire human race, which had fallen by its own fault from its original innocence into sin and ruin. Those chosen were neither better nor more deserving than the others, but lay with them in the common misery. Cannons of Dort, Article 7,http://files.puritanboard.com/confessions/canonsofdordt.htm
- ↑ Article 11,http://files.puritanboard.com/confessions/canonsofdordt.htm
- ↑ http://www.puritanboard.com/content/
- ↑ Despite the fact that Calvin opened one of the first public schools in Geneva, and the fact that the Puritans in New England had mandatory public schooling
- ↑ Here is an example: http://www.puritanboard.com/f60/central-sun-earth-54925/
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sEIbwZIeQE
- ↑ http://www.reformationchurch.com/about/church-officers-staff/
- ↑ particularly about Harry Potter. See: https://generationswithvision.com/broadcast/harry-porter-vs-harry-potter/