Colombia
Colombia (not "Columbia") is a South American country where Álvaro Uribe was president. Much of the cocaine in the United States comes from Colombia, despite the US spending billions to stop it.
Colombia has a massive problem with guerrilla warfare, reminiscent of how it went down in Argentina. As a major escalator of this crisis, Uribe was an ally of President George W. Bush, which is enough for some people to make him the devil.
[edit] Local woo
- V.M. Rabolú, one of the authors of the Hercolubus mythos, was born and died in Colombia
[edit] Creationist account of Colombia
When God created Colombia, He said: "Well, I'll give them mountains, all the climates, high biodiversity, shores on two oceans, many species of delicious fruits...". Then an angel told him: "Hey Lord, don't you think you're giving way too many good things". And God said "Just wait to see the thugs I'll give them for politicians".