Conservapedia:First anniversary party
This is a special place, constructed in order for us to celebrate the first anniversary of Andrew Schlafly's first concise, factual edit to his blog on November 21st, 2006 CE.
Let the festivities begin a little early and run into the wee hours of the night!
This article is like a mullet - keep it all business here in the front, and party like it's 1999 again in the back!
Conservapedia is now compiling a list of the great things they have done since they started, including "experience in Internet crime...and how to deal with it". Hmm, I wonder what that could be referring to...
Be sure to check out our magnificent collection of recipes, perhaps the fastest growing and most educational on all the Internet!
There are large buckets near the toilets for those who wish to purge in order to indulge in even more gustatory delights.
Cracker has offered up the forty pounds of gorgonzola that has been in his trunk since last summer! Tastes great on, um, crackers.
We have laid in a supply of fresh homo organic milk (whole, 2% and skim!), and several kegs of tasty mineral water.
For the jittery, there is a nice urn full of organic fair trade coffee in the hallway.
Pinto/Locke has volunteered to supply special blend 210Po tea.
Wasn't Po teh ghey Teletubby? Ew.... Just kidding, we luvz us all teh Teletubbies!
Linus has volunteered to supply… well, caffeine.
AKjeldsen has brought a few cases of what appear to be Danish microbrews... yum!
Stay away from the homskollars! Yes even you.
Otherwise, please just try to keep the lube off the dance floor.
We have plenty of towels stored deeply inside another janitor's closet for cleaning up any messy santorum you and your friends might generate.
Feel free to use any of the fine instruments we have piled up near the stage, but please respect the RationalWiki mandate that A = 440 Hz. Stay out of the cracks!
Strumpets can be blown or sat upon.
Banjos can be duelled with.
Drums can be beaten on our march to glorious victory in war.
 Special Birthday wishes
Thanks so much for the entertainments, the view into the gaping maw that is your perspective on life, and for all the fun people I met there, and here after you banned me! human 20:44, 20 November 2007 (EST)
Happy birthday from the Halifax Troll, may the FBI continue their quest to find me --126.96.36.199 20:46, 20 November 2007 (EST)
Happy Birthday from Dewey and the "Canadian Troll." PFoster 11:41, 21 November 2007 (EST)
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1st Prize? All the booze left over after the party? If any?
Um, ok, maybe the prize should be something that might exist. Like Pie!!
 Alternative competition
Funniest photoshop/proper art of Andy. Go!
 Disclaimers and legal notices
- ↑ Consuming raw or undercooked goat may increase your risk of foodborne illness. Unless you are eating Heidrun, in which case you will be shot and
- ↑ The theremin is a strange electronic instrument famously utilized by Jimmy Page and Laurie Anderson. I think they were also used to make the original Doctor Who and Star Trek theme music.
- Those who have lost all sense of logic in their single minded pursuit of right wing supremacist ideologies.
- Those who believe that there is a big juju in the sky who will summon them to sit at its right hand.
- Those who credit that same juju with creating all the known universe.
- Those who believe that all the world's living things can be contained in a single ocean going vessel.
- Those who deny the existence of awards given by internationally recognised academic institutions.
- Those who credit George "Dubya" Bush with intelligence and integrity exceeding that of a flatworm.
- Those who believe that claiming truthiness makes it so.
And so many more who have been misled by the depraved rantings of A. Schlafly & Co.