Conservapedia:Schlafly's Law
Schlafly's Law states:
“”Anyone who brings classroom prayer into an argument which is not about prayer or school requires no further serious consideration and is considered to have lost the argument.
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It is named in honor of Andrew Schlafly, founder of the blog Conservapedia, who uses classroom prayer as a hard-and-fast benchmark for conservatism. If you're all for classroom prayer you're okay by Schlafly. If you recognise that there is more than one religion and it's not a teacher's place to promote religion in a classroom - even if you love Ronald Reagan, own plenty of guns, deny climate change and evolution - then you're a smelly librul and not to be trusted. Hence why he brings it up against anyone who may be giving him a good spanking in a political discussion. This man can bring classroom prayer into anything. And we really do mean anything, with about, say, 92.8% certainty.
We didn't write it,[citation NOT needed] we merely enforce it.
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