Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/April 2010
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| 41 | Presumably needing lebensraum, Hitler finally gets a foothold on a talk pageimg. Update: Hitler is defeated, and the diff is oversighted. NEIN! Ze diff ist kaput, but Der Führer vill remain for a zouzand yaz!img |
| 41 | Um... Andy... what does Al Gore's presidential race and Nobel winning achievements have to do with abortion betrayal?img As the song goes, "One rant at a time, sweet Jesus..." |
| 45 | Ken is really committed to the Richard Dawkins Projectimg, and prepared to generate 50-100 article titles!!img for it. At some point he will become so ill that no one will be able to ridicule him. |
| -1 | Andy thinks that the Polar Music Prize is only given to over-the-hill rockersimg, such as Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Joni Mitchell, BB King, Led Zeppelin... |
| 20 | Ken is under the impressionimg that Conservapedia is singlehandedly responsible for decreasing acceptance of evolution in Canada. Despite their valiant efforts, 58% of Canadians accept evolution as fact. |
| 43 | Somehow this editimg causes Jpatt to respond in this fashionimg. |
| 191 | How come no one seems to know about this best selling video game called "Spring", which sold $500 million on the first dayimg? .. Ah, that's just Andy's humorous habit of skimming over articles and misreading them. Closure: "Thanks forimg fixing thatimg, don't know how that got in there". |
| 64 | Andy answers the age old question: what is worse, drugs or liberals?img |
| 18 | Jpatt seems to be using a CP headline generatorimg. |
| 84 | Andy (on Conservapedia Mainpage): There's a video game that rewards you for playing as a terroristimg. Source(s): "I discussed this with a group of teenagers last week"img. UPDATE TK: Modern Warfare 2 promotes terrorism!img User: Nuh uh.img TK: Lastimg wordism!img |
| 107 | Andy's knack for mathematical pedagogy on display again, as he adds to cp:Set |
| 76 | Conservapedia finishes their Bible Retranslation Project ahead of schedule today!img Wait, didn't they say they would finish it by Easter? I guess accurate timekeeping is a liberal trait. |
| 41 | TK celebrates 2.5 years of the Obama Presidencyimg....15 months in. UPDATE Rather than take out the bit that wasn't in the cited article, just changeimg what the article says |
| 35 | What, a new article of the year already?img But it's only the end of April, and the Evolution article was doing so well! |
| 15 | All aboard the ghost train. |
| 78 | User: It's probably a coincidence that Earth Day happens to be Lenin's birthday.img Andy: Since both communism and environmentalism are evil, I'd rather pretend otherwise.img Psst, Andy, look at all these other liberal conspiracies. |
| 66 | When is pop-cultureimg not pop-culture?img When Ed Poor createsimg the article about "love-starved Japanese schoolgirls". |
| 85 | JClarke revertsimg a wholeimg bunchimg of vandalismimg and is thanked with a five-year blockimg. |
| 67 | Conservative on mainpage:img Conservapedia are bringing a friend to help write the Conservapedia anti-abortion project! Just like Conservapedia did for our Intelligent Design article! Conservapedia have friends in the pro-life movement! Conservapedia, Conservapedia, Conservapedia, abortion, Conservapedia, Conservapedia, Eisenhower, Conservapedia, Conservapedia, abortion, Conservapedia, Conservapedia! (see Semantic satiation) |
| 66 | This site is growing rapidly! |
| 68 | What!? The UN is using its Peacekeeping budget to pay for Peacekeepers?!img Liberal logic. |
| 21 | Don't touch my Medicaid! - I'm obese, riddled with heart disease, and a proud 'Murcan (burp), and I need that (burp) Govmint health support. Unlike those (burp) trim Commie uberlordsimg. Burp. |
| 34 | Somehow Buffalo Ken thinksimg that he needs the same link three timesimg in a news storyimg |
| -1 | Yup, people are gettin' more stoopidimg. For proof, see hereimg, hereimg, hereimg, and last, but certainly not least, hereimg. |
| 55 | Who knew that even FOX NEWS would be too liberal one dayimg? |
| 8 | Hitwin has finally evolved. Proof: It's Stalwin!img Direct link to image. |
| 32 | ABORTION AND ADOLF HITLER!!!1!!!!eleven!111!img UPDATE: Ken likes itimg. UPDATE: And he's reallyimgconfused.img |
| 31 | Conservative states what we all already knew: YouTube has issues with copyright claims.img Damned atheists! |
| 59 | The sky falls: Andy admits that Obama might only be wrong 99% of the time.img |
| 67 | Another Poor stub: "Destroying evidence is a crime."img Thanks, Conservapedia! Update: Sarcasm or parody?img Update 2: Oh boy, gotta have that pop culture referenceimg in there. |
| 17 | Gee, I wonder what he is getting atimg? |
| 94 | User: No offence Andy, but I think Lenski didn't pony up the dough because you're not a scientistimg. Andy: Lenski didn't make it available to anyone, so there!img User: Rubbish,img I read it yesterday! Andy: Bollocksimg did you. User: Here it isimg. Andy: That's notimg the real data. User: You can find the "real" data hereimg. Andy: WHERE'S THE DATAimg |
| 2 | Article creation tip of the day: checkimg your spelling.img |
| -13 | Ken plans to make an abortionimg out of the Creationism Evolutionimg manufactroversy. twiceimg |
| 33 | Vandal:"My hundreds of friends and I are going to attack your site constantly." Conservative:Web traffic is up! Hooray!img Bonus laughs DouglasA "No Ken, thisimg is how you write a headline." |
| 19 | Wait a second!!! We thought this was a conservative site. Instead TK dissesimg Obama for not providing enough government hand-holding! Whatever happened to letting the poor simply pull themselves up by their bootstraps?img |
| 24 | In TK's blissful world of breathtaking ignorance, coming second is un-Americanimg. |
| 1 | Thanks for the updateimg, Ken. There is simply no other way to view that YouTube video. |
| 66 | Union boss quits half way through his term? TRAITOR!img....Sarah Palin? HERO!img |
| 59 | This can only get better....img Alright, fess up, who was it?img |
| 53 | Now crashing into a car that cuts across the road in front of you is a Hollywood value.img |
| 42 | TK invokes Godwin's law...to criticise those who invoke Godwin's lawimg |
| 70 | Andy in one sentence: I've never heard of it, therefore it can't be prominent.img UPDATE: Andy is now arguing with a corpse, thanks to TK's tasteful intervention.img So Andy gets another "last-wordism" trophy. UPDATE DEUX: It remains a Minor collegeimg - interesting how the fact that its newly-created article's main problem is a lack of citations,img apparently. UPDATE TROIS: TK deletes and protectsimg the UCL article: "Contrary to Community Guidelines." Apparently Ed Poor's unfinished movie review in the mainspaceimg is a perfectly good encyclopaedic entry however. |
| 91 | Apparently, Liberal's David Lloyd George is still in 10 Downing Street.img I wonder if Labour's Gordon Brown knows? |
| 44 | Andy posts a story about Democrats rushing to the Republican sideimg, ignoring the very next sentence in the article which states not to read too much into the statistic as "[i]n 2008, we saw just the opposite." |
| -51 | Healthcare "reform" failing in Massachusetts? JPatt seems to think soimg, and he honestly may be on to something. |
| 15 | TKimg, the dumbshit. |
| 61 | Conservapedia now features a "Weekly Image Not in the Liberal Media".img But wait... what's this? Or is ABC not liberal? |
| 71 | Ed Poor "knows" he's right.img No further discussion required. |
| 67 | Oh no, how on earth will we defend ourselvesimg with a mere 1,550 nukes? |
| 28 | I'm sorry, but how many years did Samuel Alito and John Roberts serve in the military?img Ohhhh not appointing veterans IOKIYAR! |
| 38 | We hate both Hollywood Valuesimg and grammar! |
| 141 | Dear Andy. I was sorry to hear that I have died yet againimg (The presidents of Brazil and Argentina say "hi" by the way!). I was relieved to see you on the Colbert Report last year, up to then, having never seen you in public I was entirely unaware you even existed! And as for the US intelligence reports, I promise to drop dead the moment they find those WMDs. Your friend, Fidel xx |
| 108 | This is just pathetic Andyimg. Taking advantage of a suicide of a gay wrestler to push your political agenda. |
| 88 | Walt Disney, Charles Schulz, Scott Adams, Karajou?!img |
| 18 | MOARimg Hitlerimg |
| 168 | No.img |
| 73 | Let us celebrate this glorious day through |
| 45 | What an unfortunateimg comparison Ken |
| -12 | Andy trumpets on the Main Page "and most of the remaining 8 books is finished"img... and this from a man teaching a writing course. |
| 67 | Hans Christian Andersen becomes the latest entry on Andy's "obscure list".img |
| 86 | This work of art is not to my tasteimg, so obviously it's the work of atheists! |