Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/September 2011
[edit] September 2011
| 45 | Kenny shits on Andy's MPR post with some nonsense.img Just another day at CP |
| 40 | Jpatt is outraged at the death of another Al Qaeda leader who was killed " without rights or due process."img |
| 55 | Ken pens an ode to himself.img |
| 80 | Ken, stick to things you know,img like bestiality. No, really.img |
| 95 | And now the $20,000 question: Is User:Conservative a coward?img (spoiler, the answer is yesimg) Update:"lastly Iimg[ am a coward]"img |
| 90 | Title of Ken's newest article: Denmark, Sweden, evolutionary belief and bestialityimg. (Comment not necessary) |
| 85 | Random User: Pfft. Shlockofgoat is popular? Thunderf00t has thousands and thousands more subscribersimg. Kendoll: Ah, but Thunderf00t's subscribers are all uncharitable mass murderersimg. Jebus said so. |
| 133 | How things get done: Um, Andy, helloimg? Helloimg? HELLOimg?! Andy's reply to all this madness? Thanks for archiving!img Update: A rather special archive too, by the looks of thisimg |
| 121 | Finally, Andy introduces faster-than-light neutrinos as a 37th counterexample to relativity.img |
| 105 | Conservapedia loses all hope and credibility as bestiality makes the mainpage.img Well done Ken! Update: Ken himself removesimg the bit after 5 hours and 48 minutes (making bestiality's moment of triumph 2 hours and 12 minutes shorter than the reign of the Flying Kitty). |
| 60 | Has Ken gone too far ? Conservative has been blocked twice and keeps unblocking himselfimg |
| 154 | Andy on Ken and Karajou: "Meritorious edits, of which (they) have tens of thousands, obviate the need for a first name and last initial."img |
| 166 | The liberal media covers up earthquakes because they prove a Young Earthimg |
| 161 | Andy: Let's quantify metaphysics!!img Brought to you by the quantificator of faith, idolatry, openmindedness, mental strength, order, vulnerability to atheism, and censorability. |
| 168 | User: Andy, why aren't you reporting these suicides resulting from homophobic bullying?img Andy: Why not read our very own example of homophobic bullying...img |
| 90 | Straight from the Pony's assimg: Do evolutionists lack MA-CHEESE-MO? No.img |
| 101 | Clearly Steve Carell was snubbed for the 6th year in a row because he was involved in making one of the greatest conservative shows ever!img Lousy liberals! |
| 95 | Ken: "We silenced the heathens!img they sat timidly as we dribbled 15 questions on them! User:I was there, you silenced everyone with the mute button.img |
| 170 | "September 17 is Constitution Day. Think any liberals pay attention to it?" says Andy... On September 18thimg. |
| 125 | Ken: "Fat people are atheists and are dumb"
SharonW: "I'm not an atheist, but I am fat, smart and a Christian.img You're the master debater, so let's debate about it. Ken: (panicking) "Uh...um....I think I will decline at this time.img |
| 50 | A vandal hits 50 articles.img Loyal sysops Ken and Hurlbut continue to edit their pet articles, completely ignoring the attack. Vigilance! |
| 40 | Andy: WND quotes Conservapedia's definition of the Tea Party Movement!"img Question is, where did Conservapedia get their definition from? |
| 158 | Blah blah blah something about floodsimg again. |
| 40 | Andy on pedagogy: "For your homework, please complete the revision guide without which you can't do your homework."img |
| -20 | Four references for two sentencesimg. Karajou makes up for CP's lack of sourced statements all in one go! |
| 75 | Clearly consistency isn't Ed's strong suitimg. If Casino Royale had been about a football coach with an eleven-year old daughter on the other hand... |
| 50 | Andy on teaching: "For your homework, please tell me what I should have taught you"img |
| 5 | TerryH: "Dead man declares war on astroturf movement!"img |
| 70 | How dare Obama use jobs as political pawns!...says Conservative, moments after using jobs as political pawns.img |
| 150 | User "I'd like to add some facts to the atheism page, can it be unlocked?"img Andy "I suggest that you echo number of edits in last $ww times 10 seconds = $y. Thanks." |
| 158 | ANDY: "Liberals don't use the word "Flood" because it's a Biblical term.img" REALITY: His source used the word "flood" or variants 16 times. |
| 95 | Foolish Liberals frequently use ad hominem to attack their opponents, in lieu of their ideas.img Fat,img suicidal,img mass murdering,img depressive,img uncharitableimg Liberals. |
| 110 | Andy: "Awesome news for those of us who care about Family Valuesimg, folks! You can now kill teh gayz and don't have to worry about doing no time in pokey!img" |
| 60 | Terry seems to be intent on makingimg MPR into Stormfront.img |
| 30 |
USER ANDY, LOOK AT ME, I found out we broke the August 2008 record for page viewsimg |
| 135 | Behold: the Schlafly-approvedimg Conservative Dictionary Projectimg. George Orwell facepalms in his grave. Update: Andy announces the birth to the world...img and still nobody's fixed the glaring spelling mistake. Just another day on CP. |