If atheism is a religion...
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[edit] If atheism is a religion...
- Not believing in Santa Claus is also a religion.
- Unemployment is a job.
- Not collecting stamps is a hobby.
- Not playing tennis is a sport.
- Abstinence is a sexual activity.
- An empty bowl is a meal.
- Silence is a noise.
- Remaining silent is a speech.
- Not fighting is an act of violence.
- Bald is a hair colour.
- Nudity is a costume.
- Cleanliness is a stain.
- Empty can be a content.
- 0km/h is a velocity.
- 0 g has a mass
- 0 is a positive number.
- 0 is a negative number.
- Sanity is a mental illness.
- Being dead is an illness.
- Jewish humor is always self-praising.
- Empty space is matter.
- Clear is a colour.
- Vacuum is a smell.
- Anarchy is structured government
- Not watching the Stupid Bowl makes you a fan of hockey.
- Not watching the Stupid cup makes you a fan of boxing.
- Not watching boxing matches makes you a fan of archery.
- Having never cared much for politics, and having never read Mein Kampf, your lack of a criticism of that work makes you a Nazi.
- Having never cared much for gender politics, your lack of criticism of traditional gender roles makes you a chauvinist.
- "Nothing" can have a volume.
- Darkness has a wavelength (see Discworld, where Dark is faster than Light because although Light is fast, Dark can always get out of its way in time).
- Outer space is a planet.
- "Nowhere" is a place.
- "Nobody" is a person.
- "Nobody" is a public office position.
- "Nothing" is an object.
- DC has a frequency.
- A blank sheet of paper is the Communist Manifesto
- A stone has an IQ
- War is Peace
- Freedom is Slavery
- Ignorance is Strength (or knowledge)
- Not kicking cats is animal abuse
- Not doing drugs means you're an addict
- Giving birth is abortion.
- "Gun control" means handing out free rifles and ammunition on the street to anyone, no questions asked.
- Voting in elections is fascist.
- Sobriety is a state of intoxication.
- Health is a disease.
- Sanity is a mental disorder.
- Gravity is "just theory."
- Evolution is "just a theory."
- Water is a poison.
- Pacifists are warmongers.
- Transparency is opaque.
- Not being part of the KKK makes you a racist.
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