Essay:New History Channel shows
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Note- This is for snark and fun like my first Essay
New Show | Description | |
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"1545: The start of World War 3- The New Evidence | "Our new show examines the evidence that World War 3 started in 1545" | |
"Redneck Scientists" | "In this show we demonstrate we examine the benefits of a maximum science education at the 3rd Grade level" | |
"Paranormal Physics" | "On this new documentary paranormal scientists distort the laws of physics to prove their claims" | |
"Drunk Truckers" | "We chronicle the lives of truckers who drink and drive" | |
"The Science of Creationism- Biblical and Scientific Evidence" | "We bring Scientists with degrees from low quality and diploma mill colleges to explain the distortion of the scientific method to prove creationism. Guest appearances include Doctor Kent Hovind and Ken Ham" | |
"Hurricane Katrina- The engineered superstorm created by Nazis in Antarctica with help from American President George Washington" | "This show gives the evidence that Nazis and George Washington created Hurricane Katrina" | |
"The unknown Aliens that wrote the Bible" | "We said aliens wrote the bible for increased ratings" | |
"Hunting for the underwater Taco Bell built by the Mayan Empire" | "Most rational people didn't buy the ideas we came up with before, will you believe this one? Please?!" | |
"Cyborg Hitler and the Pixies from the Bubble Gum Forest" | "The writers had a few beers but a few were actually sober. Please still watch our shows" | |
"The Hitler that Hitlered a truck eating a Subway Sandwich possessed by Jesus partying moon on Friday 196th" | "The writers had too much wiskey while writing. Are we going to get cancelled for this?" | |
"Hutler the wyffle eating pessussed 8uu87uhbgghhb during Satan's party ooooooooooooonnnnnnn MUrcurey during Wurlllled Wire 90 playing Plysution 45 on Freeday thur 90th, hey look at that pink unicorn" | "We got high on bath salts but our previous show actually got good ratings (mainly from druggies though)" |