Essene Gospel of Peace
|Scribblings of the divine|
The Essene Gospel of Peace is
an ancient book found deep in the vaults of the Vatican health woo bullshit written by Edmond Bordeaux Szekely and published in 1928. In it, Jesus tells his disciples to eat raw vegetables, take frequent enemas to cleanse the colon, and don't eat meat.
If you haven't figured it out already, it's a hoax. People are still buying the hoax 80 years later.
Several sequels have since been published, also claiming to have been translated from gen-yu-ine first century texts.