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Not to be confused with Australia, which is in a different hemisphere, on a different continent, and speaks a language users here are guaranteed to almost be able to understand.
From this height, the people of Vienna look like dots. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?

The Republic of Austria is a country in Europe. The rural part of Austria is full of mountains, snow, goats and the like. Carinthia is full of lakes. Vienna is the capital of Austria, and Vienna is full of people, music, culture, coffee houses and such things. The cutlet dish Wiener schnitzel is also named after Vienna (it comes from the city's German name). Americans later ripped off the pork version of the dish (it was originally made with veal) in the form of pork tenderloin.[1] Sacher-Torte is also a famous Viennese recipe and closely connected with the Hotel Sacher in the city.

Austria is also rife with Roman Catholics.

On occasion, people get mail addressed to Austria mixed up with Australia, making it a dicey proposition when somebody in Austria wins your eBay auction.

Austrians speak German (and can even be understood by Germans to an extent, unlike speakers of Swiss German[2]) and have a Germanic culture but the majority don't want to be part of Germany.

Austria is occasionally the laughingstock/demon-harbinger of Europe, because they periodically elect a large proportion of neo-fascists to power. In 2008, Jörg Haider's party (along with a rival right-wing party) sent a large enough delegation to parliament that the two parties could have ruled with a majority.[3] A few weeks later, Haider died in a car crash, thus providing tentative proof for the existence of God.[4]

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City limits sign in Fucking, Austria (frequently stolen, possibly by whoever owns the bicycle behind it)

Fucking is a village in Austria. It's pronounced "FOO-king." This is because of intense petitioning from its Scottish residents. Or rather because of German pronunciation rules.

What did you think you would find when you typed "fucking" into the search box?

[edit] Famous people from Austria

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  1. Other countries have jumped on the Schnitzel bandwagon as well. See the Wikipedia article on Schnitzel.
  2. Apparently not as well as they can understand other Germans, though. The guy writing this asked a German immigrant if she could understand Austrians, and she responded that she could if they spoke slowly, so apparently they seem to talk quickly to Germans like a speaker of a completely different language does to an Anglophone. (And yes, Swiss German speakers are impossible for her to understand.)
  3. It was even worse in 1999, causing the EU and Israel to sanction the fuck out of the country until it was ensured he couldn't get into power.
  4. Or perhaps that driving a speeding car while drunk is a pretty bad idea
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