Fun:A Commie in My Closet
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There's a commie in my closet,
There's a Cuban in the hall,
There's a fascist in the dresser,
There's a Nazi on the wall.
There's an immigrant in the bathtub,
There's a Mexican at the door,
There's a Muslim in the kitchen,
There's a liberal at the door.
A Commie in My Closet, a Republican poem.