Fun:Acme Earthquake Pills
Are you bothered by pesky road runners? Why deal with the problem with noxious chemicals, when with a simple earthquake pill hidden in some bird seed, you can create instant earthquakes to repel the nasty little birds. Acme Earthquake Pills, as this particular woo product is known, even has the gall to have a science page on its webshite.
Apparently it uses "Nature's energetic principles in combination with physics, quantum physics and advanced computer software technology" to "[utilise] the power of the bio-energetic field which surrounds all living things to create a frequency vibration which creates instant earthquakes." Yes, your road runner will be using the force to shake uncontrollably and allow the wiley coyote to catch it. Oh, and quantum. Did we mention quantum theory enough?
[edit] History
Acme Earthquake Pills were "ïnvented" by Acme Ltd, a company which initially developed iron carrots and iron bird seed, both of which they marketed as some kind of magnet woo. Unfortunately the founder of Acme Ltd. was murdered in 1988 after he was caught playing patty-cake with Jessica.
[edit] Testimonials!
“”I notice that both the road runner and I reap the benefits of protection while inside the pills' energy field.
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| —Wile E. Coyote, Genius, of Arizona |
[edit] The truth
Science bloggers who have tested this woo product have concluded it is Not Effective On Road Runners.