Fun:Anti-vaccine argument bingo
|Autism is a misdiagnosis!||Jenny McCarthy does too know what she's talking about!||Why do you hate my child(ren)?||Hannah Poling.||Boyd Haley/Russell Blaylock/Gary Null/Laura Hewitson/Robert Kennedy, Jr. cited.|
|Remember pink disease?||But they have aborted fetuses in them!||The government obviously removed thimerosal because it really was dangerous!||"No study of the unvaccinated."||We're not anti-vaxxers, we're just "pro-safe-vaccine" (or "pro-informed consent")!|
|"You didn't trust Big Tobacco's studies 50 years ago, so why should you trust Big Pharma's now?"||Oh yeah? Well, Poul Thorsen stole money from the CDC!||FREE SPACE||Andrew Wakefield's "non-fraudulent" 12-child study.||Herd immunity is totally bogus, the government just made it up to force people to comply with their evil plan.|
|Chelation therapy is safe and effective.||Formaldehyde/Aluminum/Polysorbate-80/other "toxins"||Where are all the Amish autistics?||Luc Montagnier is on our side, and he has a Nobel Prize!!!||"Too many, too soon."|
|Lupron therapy/Testosterone "sheets".||The government can't tell us what to do, this is all about personal choice.||"No study of all the vaccines in the schedule."||Miracle Mineral Solution works, and also is not bleach.||Promoting mandatory vaccination is a religion!|
 Bonus Points
- "Vaccines didn't save us, sanitation and nutrition did!"
- That's not what the VAERS says!
- They admitted we were right in the package inserts.
- It came from a monkey though, didn't it?
- Natural immunity (for instance, from breast milk) is, like, way better anyway.
- Shaken baby syndrome is also a misdiagnosis.
- Accusations of "vaccine safety advocates" receiving anti-vax lawyer funding are conspiratorial smears. Besides, everyone knows researchers are fudging their results for grants from vaccine companies.
- Flu shots don't work.
- "There are no genetic epidemics!" I would later find it being used here, almost word for word, by Mike Adams.
- "Dr. Proffit."
- Bill Gates is using them for population control in Africa.
- AIDS came from the Hepatitis B vaccine.
- There's still thimerosal in some flu vaccines, and the babies get it from their mom's while she's pregnant.
- "250x the concentration of mercury the EPA classifies as hazardous waste."
- Science was wrong before about Thalidomide/Vioxx/Blood letting!
- Do the research yourself like I did.
- Your doctor is basically just a pharma sales rep--you can't trust him!