Fun:Atheism
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“”I find your lack of faith disturbing...
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| —Darth Vader choking a skeptic atheist |
“”The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.
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“”You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
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[edit] Dogma
There are many facets to atheistic dogma! Here are a few choice high water marks:
- Stealing and eating crackers
- Eating grilled cheese sandwiches, tortillas, and toast even if an image of Richard Dawkins or a goat appears on them[1]
- Drinking water, even if it's really gross
- Oppressing and suppressing Christians
- Not getting hit by karma
- Having nightmares about bananas
and peanut butter
- Hating book lernin'
- Touching walls and worshipping rocks
[edit] Recipes
Atheists have long been noted for their superior recipes; this is the leading cause of the rise of atheism, converting millions of believers to atheism.[2]
Crackers taste really good, especially with peanut butter and bananas, and are also quite healthy, so you should not let Christian fantasies about cannibalism inhibit you.
In order to better worship Lord Dawkins, atheists frequently produce and consume tortillas, in order to bump up the chances that they might better catch glimpse of a really wonky burn on a tortilla His Holy face.