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The Atheist's Guide To

Atheism

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Notable atheists
I find your lack of faith disturbing...
Darth Vader choking a skeptic atheist
The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.
You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
—Richard Jeni

Contents

[edit] Dogma

There are many facets to atheistic dogma! Here are a few choice high water marks:

[edit] Recipes

Atheists have long been noted for their superior recipes; this is the leading cause of the rise of atheism, converting millions of believers to atheism.[2]

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Crackers taste really good, especially with peanut butter and bananas, and are also quite healthy, so you should not let Christian fantasies about cannibalism inhibit you.

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In order to better worship Lord Dawkins, atheists frequently produce and consume tortillas, in order to bump up the chances that they might better catch glimpse of a really wonky burn on a tortilla His Holy face.

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[edit] Footnotes

  1. Hunger trumps piety.
  2. Citation NOT needed.
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