Fun:Birth Control
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Birth Control is a extreme liberal method of ensuring the breakdown of social order and promoting the spread of immorality. Birth Control should not be used, because it is CLEARLY against the Lord's will for people to have sex more than to try to get pregnant. Jesus Christ CLEARLY wants overpopulation and starvation and misery in teh Third World. Otherwise there wouldn’t be so much want, overpopulation, starvation, and misery in teh Third World, thus making the U.S.A seem less kewlio. Using Birth Control to stop overpopulation anywhere is against God’s will
[edit] Proof that God wants overpopulation
The following syllogism explains why.
- Since using Birth Control to stop overpopulation anywhere is against God’s will, use of birth control is a sin.
- Teh chosen people decided to classify Abstinence (a.k.a. NOT having sex) as contraception.
Conclusion: Abstinence (a.k.a. NOT having sex) is a sin. Q.E.D.
P.S. Since premarital sex is also sin, the only way not to sin is to be married at birth. (Marital rape if necessary)