Fun:Breast
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[edit] Common names/euphemisms for breasts
In order to avoid sounding like a twerp or a writer of soft-core erotic fiction, the English language has developed many euphemisms for breasts. In no particular order, these are some examples:
- Norks
- Honkers
- Hooters
Stonking GreatTits- Titties
- Funbags
- Gazongas
- Bazooms
- Tatas
- Milk bags
- Fun Bags
- Flesh bags
- Flesh Blimps
- Forward cargo bays
- Melons
- Tomatoes
- Coconuts
- Shirt potatoes
- Boobs
- Boobies
- Bristols (UK rhyming slang: Bristol Cities: Titties)
- Baps[1], also a bread roll for those too southern or furrin' to know.
- Boulders (which are held over-the-shoulder by a brassiere)
- Knobs
- Knockers
- Jugs
- Headlights (said to be in the High Beam configuration, if the nipples are erect)
- Devil's Dumplings[2]
- Chebs
- Top bollocks
- Shirt puppies
- Mams
- Mammary banks
- Feeders
- Qualifications
- Attributes (particularly when outstanding)
- Endowments
- Wabs
- Waps
- Paps
- Second Base
- Oppai (Japanese word)
- Eyes (Japanophiles only)
- Rack
- Prow
[edit] A picture of breasts
[edit] Possible link with colony collapse disorder
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boob bees.
[edit] Footnotes
Foot fetishists exist who also enjoy breasts.