Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/90-10

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BDobbs
Now if I stayed silent,
Kept my mouth shut,
Then I would be supportive
Of a ranting wing nut.
But If I decided to
Stand up and speak
The sysops would just block me
With some new technique.
I really didn't mean to
Just talk, talk, talk.
But now a sysop's saying
I should take a walk.
Just don't say I'm
Banned for all time!


The arguments were stupid,
(I) had no reason to
Take part in these discussions
(And) create this whole ado.
A five year old could see
The logic was all wrong,
The conclusions were all hasty
His reasoning's not strong.
I really didn't mean to
Just talk, talk, talk.
But now a sysop's saying
I should take a walk.
Just don't say I'm
Banned for all time!


EdPoor, look at my
Contributions please.
ASchlafly I beg
Don't put me in this squeeze.
I'm willing to do anything,
And you even can
Ask me to submit
A brand new writing plan.
I really didn't mean to
Just talk, talk, talk.
But now a sysop's saying
I should take a walk.
Just don't say I'm
Banned for all time!


EdPoor
Cut the protesting,
Forget the excuses.
Your time is now done here,
Get up off the floor.


ASchlafly
Your ratio of talk
To valuable edits
Is Ninety to Ten, and
That's really quite poor.


EdPoor
Please just leave quietly
Don't make a commotion


ASchlafly
We don't want events here
To get out of hand.
Sysop rule by fiat
Will continue onward.
Everything's going
According to plan.


BDobbs
You can't just create new rules!


ASchlafly
The rule's always been here
It just had been hid.


BDobbs
You can't just punish me like this!


EdPoor
And what do you mean?
I believe we just did.


ASchlafly
BDobbs, (If that is
Even your real name)
This reply is final
I just made the call.
EdPoor, 90/10
Is our brand new weapon.
It's not "punishment"
It's a "vacation" is all.