Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/TomMoore

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caius (tailor) Original lyrics here

Narrator: Human, reading from WIGO

  • Tom-MOORE. Working man. Born in the middle of a writing plan.
  • Woke with a start and away he ran to the Pan-Homosexuality Exposition in Buffalo
  • In Buffalo.


  • Saw of a sudden how things were run
  • Said! Minds-a-wastin, like it's 19-01
  • Some eds have everything, but some have none
  • So grow a spine
  • But in Andy's USA, you can't work your way, to the head of the line


  • Tom-MOORE, quiet man
  • Worked out a quiet and simple plan
  • Strolled of a mornin' all spic-n-span
  • To the Pan-Homosexuality Exposition in Buffalo
  • In Buffalo


  • Saw Ken DeMyer there With. A. Gun.
  • Heard Ken DeMyer say "Stop having fun!"
  • Some men have brains, but Ken had none
  • But that's just fine
  • In Andy's USA, Ken had worked his way to the head of the line


  • Tom-MOORE, angry man
  • Said I will do what a smart man can
  • Yes, but there must be SOMEWHERE more fitting than
  • On the MainPage TalkPage
  • Far from Knowledge's Light
  • Wrapped him a metaphor round his pun
  • Said, "Nothing wrong about what I done...