Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/script

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[edit] Act I

Scene 1

(The scene opens with an interior of "Baldermore", the Schlafly family homestead, the living room and dining room face the stage. FRED SCHLAFLY is seated in a straight-backed wooden chair, reading a manuscript, while PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY is seated across from him in a large upholstered armchair.)

PHYLLIS
Fred! Are you even listening to me?

FRED
(Deadpan.) Yes, dear.

PHYLLIS
These women are saying that their husbands are forcing them into doing...the thing is being raped. Can you believe that?

FRED
(Still deadpan.) No, dear.

PHYLLIS
(Outraged.) I mean, they're married! How can any sexual conduct when you're married be wrong? It's nonsensical! They simply hate men, and aren't willing to stay in their place!

FRED
(Timidly.) Well, what about the homosexuals? What if they were allowed to be married?

PHYLLIS
Stop talking nonsense, dear.

FRED
(Sighing.) Yes, dear.

[edit] Act II

[edit] Act III

[edit] Denouement

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