Fun:Conservative
A Conservative is the moral superior of a Liberal, born from the golden cradels of Heaven. Many Conservatives call themselves "awesome", which is just another way of saying Conservative. They tend to side Jesus on every issue. A conservative is normally pretty cool. The only a conservative could not be cool is if they like the Goo Goo Dolls. Their views on most policies are fed from love for the common man, and respect for society. It is obvious most of them will never suck as much as liberals do. Most conservatives are almost perfect, because they mirror the ways of Jesus.
They don't hate anyone.
Conservatism is born from an underlying awesomeness. Thusly, if you see a Conservative on the streets, as him or her to help you defeat communism with the help of Zombie Reagan.