Fun:Death is natural
Despite death alarmist claims to contrary, death is natural (and slightly more certain than taxes - though the state will try). People died long before the gun was invented. In fact, historians suggest that in the 14th century, around 200 million Europeans died.[1] What? were mediaeval Europeans using too many nuclear weapons or something? How can they be so sure that human activity is causing death when people have always been dying?
Some death alarmists like to claim that human activity contributed to the deaths of up to 80 million people between the years 1939 and 1945.[2] This is so arrogant!
Sometimes they point to cases when people were found dead with a knife impaled into their back, but death is very complexed thing, and something we humans can't hope to comprehend.
[edit] See also
Global warming denialism - what this article is satirising.