Fun:Division
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Division is a liberal, evil, atheistic tool that the IRS uses to figure out how much money to steal from people.
Imagine your friend has two apples. Now you take one of these apples and give it to your other friend, who has none. Now each of your friends has one apple and you are an evil socialist trying to bring down the western world with your Eighth Commandment-violating 50% apple tax.