Fun:Dumbass
During the 20th and 21st centuries, a Biblical-style plague of high-level Dumbasses descended upon the land. After only a few years, their dumbassery threatened to spread. Fortunately, people around the world are less likely to "vote for somebody just like me" (i.e., ignorant, opinionated, narrow-minded, provincial) the way many Americans do.
Dumbasses were elected to public office by greedy bastards and dumbass commoners. They seemed comical at first, but as their numbers grew, so did the number of crises they spawned. During the last few decades, dumbasses held the reigns of power during the following catastrophes:
- The alarming acceleration of global climate change;
- The rich getting richer while the poor and middle class got poorer;
- The recent financial meltdown;
- The offshore movement of industry from America to the Third World;
- The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan
As a result, many people have come too late to a terrible realization -- placing a dumbass in power is like handing a fully loaded Glock to a chimpanzee. It's kind of funny until you're the one who gets shot.
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[edit] Indisputable Dumbasses
[edit] Psycho Dumbasses
[edit] Loudmouth Dumbasses
[edit] Masses of Dumbasses
- Fox News watchers
- Fundamentalists
- Jesusland
- Teabaggers
- YECs