Fun:Fair-trade

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Fair-trade is a description applied to products, particularly coffee, that are enriched with delicious liberal deceits, specifically that of giving farmers a fair price for their produce. This is obviously a commie plot, as no-one in their right mind would believe that perhaps not oppressing the populace was a good idea. The deceits taste particularly delectable if one is a communist, allowing good conservatives to easily determine one's political orientation.

Conservatives, for their part, find that the taste of the sweat of oppressed labor adds a delectable tang to the taste of their coffee and chocolate.

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