Fun:Fishing

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Fishing is a fun thing to do on the weekend when you are not editing Rationalwiki.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day. That's evolution in action for ya!

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[edit] Catch these

Good species of fish to catch:


For the truly intrepid (and rich):

  • Swordfish
  • Tarpon
  • Marlin (not to be confused with Mr. Perkins!)
  • Bonefish (horny fuckers)
  • Permit (despite their name, quite prude)
  • Sharks Dammit, Jim, they're not fish! (They are, depends on how you define fish)
  • Grouper
  • Tuna

[edit] Not these

Bad species of fish to catch:

[edit] The truth

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This section may contain pseudoscience, weasel words, or unverified claims. Proceed with caution.

Fishing is the most boring, soul destroying, mindless, brain numbing, idle diversion known to humanity. Alternatively it is like hunting. It was originally a necessity for feeding the family back home, but has evolved into a means for the male human to avoid the female human, excuse him from any tasks which she might have for him to do over the weekend, allowing him to sit in a boat and drink beer all day instead. Anglers (as the perpetrators of this diversion like to name themselves) often claim to be combating the intelligence of the fish. If an animal with a brain the size of a pea is their best chance of winning, then - so be it!

[edit] The real truth

Somebody's just jealous. [1] And hunting is a fun thing to do on teh weekend too.

[edit] Not to be confused with

[edit] References

  1. http://www.metrolyrics.com/da-fish-fight-song-lyrics-da-yoopers.html
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