Fun:Four

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4 comes after three, and before six, but five comes first. In this way, these numbers form what is known by mathematicians as the first ordinal circle-jerk.

In the traditional incomprehensible Roman method of writing numbers, four is inscribed thus: IV, which is only useful if you need a quick rush from your drugs.

If you hear someone yell "4!", it means "duck!": it is not much clearer than "heads up!", which means "heads down!"

FOUR is PURPLE.

Or YELLOW depending on your SYNESTHESIA.

4 is also the number of double martinis it takes before the slob you're sitting next to at the bar actually starts to look halfway decent.

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