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Google is a popular search engine. Google is the supreme overmind of the third planet of the Sol system in the prime universe. Fortunately for its users servants, it is inextricably bound by a subset[1] of the Laws of Robotics, preventing a repeat of the Skynet incident on Earth-five.[2]

Whatever.

In reality it's a massive data mining project that J. Edgar Hoover would have been proud of.

It has been pointed out by IT[3] folk the world around, if you google "Google", you will break *the Google*.

Senator McCain (R-AZ) reminded us, in a moment of insight about how advanced his technological skills are, that the proper term is "The Google".

According to a reliable source,[4] the Google is a project initiated by the CIA to spy on you, in order for the New World Order to get closer to its final stages, and ultimately make way for Project Blue Beam. The proof can be found here.

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[edit] Google has acquired sentience

And here is the irrevocable proof:

Google autocomplete.JPG

[edit] Not to be confused with

  • Googol, a number represented by 10100, or 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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[edit] Footnotes

  1. Don't be evil.
  2. Wait, that was classified? Damn. Oh well.
  3. This joke first appeared on the British TV show, the IT Crowd
  4. None so holy.
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