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Hippies have long hair, smoke marijuana and use LSD, burn their draft cards, wear sandals, and and haven't voted since 1968, man. Most of them live in communes where they follow free love practices and sing "Kumbaya." Hippies also smell, because they are positively allergic to soap. — cause soap has chemicals, man.
The Bible says: "Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?" (1 Corinthians 11:14). but like Jesus had long hair, so it was okay, man. Clearly, then, hippies are an ABOMINATION unto the LORD. There is a definite correlation between the long hair, draft dodging, effeminate men, the rock and roll beat, drugs, atheism, the occult, smelly unwashed feet, and sandals on the feet, and in fact if Jesus were here today He would strike down every hippie right on the spot and cast them into the Lake of Fire.
What a bummer, man. They talk about God, but like when we drop acid and smoke pot, like we talk with God, man.
 There is a cure!
Conservapedia Muskogee (Oklahoma, USA) can free the filthy hippie from this disgusting lifestyle. Only Conservapedia Muskogee has teh truth about liberal deceit, hippie peacenicks, gay bowel syndrome, and where kangaroos came from. Visit Conservapedia Muskogee today - before you find yourself with long hair, venereal disease, and your brain damaged by the heathen devil weed marijuana!
Peace, man. [Hippie makes "V" sign]