Fun:Idaho

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Idaho is allegedly a state in the Union of North American States That Aren't Canada or Mexico. It is shaped vaguely like a frying pan that is shaped perfectly for cooking individual pork chops. Idaho is the part of Utah that extends north to touch the border of Canada.

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[edit] Principal exports

Idahoans grow potatoes, and sell them to potato lovers everywhere except Maine.

[edit] Embarrassing Idahoans

  • Its most famous citizen has a "wide stance" and likes to pick things up off the floor. Or something. Yikes. Not even Jerry Falwell could let this go. Still, he says he was "innocent" and "not gay". Isn't that good enough?
  • Sarah Palin
  • Helen Chenoweth, former three-term Congresscritter, possibly the only black helicopter believer ever elected to Congress.

[edit] Motto

The motto of the state of Idaho is Esto perpetua, a Latin phrase that translates to the English as "Where the fuck is that?"

[edit] Enemy combatants

The Idaho panhandle is apparently occupied by the French, who have named the towns such things as "Coeur d'Alene". Somebody please alert the Department of Homeland Security to this fact, so they can make sure to fix this problem so that in the future only freedom fries, and not "French fries", will be made from Idaho potatoes.

[edit] Even more embarrassment

The state's reputation was also set back 50 years by a certain whimsical bit of silliness known as Napoleon Dynamite that inexplicably garnered a cult following.

[edit] Still one thing keep's them going

They aren't Texas. This is something every Idahoan can be proud of.

[edit] Another kind of Idaho

IDAHO is the acronym for the gay rights event, International Day Against Homophobia, celebrated on May 17th.

[edit] See also

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