Fun:Internet Argument Bingo
From RationalWiki
Ah, the internet. Where would we be without it? Probably not furiously typing on the keyboard with some twat, a basement-dwelling Internet tough guy, whose clueless, YouTube-based arguments are driving you up the wall.
Therefore, we present Internet Argument Bingo, for your entertainment pleasure. Here are the most common arguments you'll encounter dealing with your average jerkoff on the other end of a keyboard; just mark them off as they come up.
| I cite FACTS | Read between the lines | How old are you? | I feel sorry for you | Wake up! |
| If I had the time, I would destroy your argument | I've seen the evidence. Online. | That's what <insert slur> would say! | You read that in a book? | Please tell me you're not that stupid |
| Reality isn't like that | Say that to my face. I DARE YOU! | FREE SPACE | Do you even speak English? | Your work sucks |
| You didn't answer my question | Just because you can't prove it, doesn't mean it's not true | Many of my friends are <insert demographic> | My opinions are unpopular, because they're closer to the truth! | I never claimed to be an expert |
| You just don't get it | You're twisting what I said | Are you a virgin? | Your source has ties to <x>, therefore it can't be trusted | I have a life. Goodbye |