The rain in Maine falls spainly in the plain.
Maine (a.k.a. the "Deep North" or, more popularly, "Down East") is place full of under-employed Democrats who think like Republicans: run-down, well-armed, distrustful of all outsiders but shopping at Wal-Mart.
Every small town is quirky on some level, and Maine is nothing but small towns. We inspired thousands of Stephen King novels. While many American cities were named after older cities from Europe, Maine names half of their cities after countries. So Poland, Norway, China, etc are all just a short drive away.
Industry or lack thereof
Maine also used to have a lot of lumberjacks, of which only a few of them crossdressed, but
got sick of them they left for Michigan and Wisconsin in the 1840s, until they also got sick of them moved on to Oregon and Washington in the 1890s. Luckily, the forests grew back long ago and Maine may yet again become a logger's paradise and hum to the wonderful sound of chainsaws and caulk boot tracks crisscrossing the state, now that the goldurn varmintists (who put varmints like spotted owls ahead of people) won't let anyone log in Oregon and Washington anymore. Tiiimm-ber!
Small-town brain drain is what happens when a singular industry ensures that anyone not involved in it becomes part of a social outgroup. Once the industry leaves, it leaves behind only basic service jobs unless something drastic is done. It's a feedback loop which turns your Lincolns and your Old Towns into Shermans and Pattens over time.
Twin Peaks Millinocket. It's a fake town built to service a lumber mill which is now defunct. It's wishful thinking to imagine that a town with no secondary industry can survive, yet the locals get out the shotguns any time someone mentions developing the tourism industry. It's a cultural victory for them since they're still licking their wounds over Obergefell vs Hodges. So long as the northern rednecks get what they want (the symbolism of the bubba millworker proudly trouncing an entrepreneur who happens to be a woman from south of Millinocket), they won't care. They'll throw votes and money at anyone who promises to reopen the mills, though. (An open letter to the town has been circulating around for awhile now. Love the barely-contained Mow your lawns, you fucking slobs.)
This is the same group who opposed the three ring binder, expansion of wind power and the east/west corridor. They even resisted expansion of high speed internet up the (then-disused) Loring pipeline in the nineties. Pretty soon, the only person left in "God's country" will be God himself.
Only 6% of Maine's forests are owned publicly, and 28% are owned by paper companies, saw mills, and other processors of wood. These companies allow public access to their land, and usually manage the forest by selectively logging, replanting and so forth.
Has a city full of hipsters, namely Portland. Really, the only good part of Maine.
It has its own LA; Lewiston-Auburn, another mill-town which became partially abandoned due to the mill closing. The state decided it could settle a large number of Somali refugees there, which turned the town into a crime- what's that you say? They are less likely to become criminals than the locals, open up businesses, and improve the local economy? We all know that facts are liberal lies!
Maine also has a lot of lighthouses. People occasionally buy those lighthouses to have a "cool" house, only to forget that most of them are on godforsaken rocks with poor internet service, and requiring a boat means a rather inconvenient commute. Jack Chick has yet to note that lighthouses are phallic statues ("and God hates it!") as he has with obelisks, but give him time and he'll do a tract condemning those Satanic erections.
Maine is the northeasternmost state in the Union, Not counting Alaska which straddles both the Western and Eastern hemisphere, and only borders one other state. It used to be part of Massachusetts, despite not actually bordering it, but was spun off in order to give the North extra Senators as a result of Missouri joining the Union.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. Remember it! Pepperidge Farm Remembers.
Official state icons
- The official state soft drink of Maine is something called Moxie, which tastes like a cross between cherry cough syrup and burnt gunpowder.
Other state icons
- Paul LePage — Insane Tea Party governor who thinks the only black people in Maine are here to impregnate heroin and inject themselves with white women (though to be fair, it's certainly more fun than what Maine usually has on offer).
- Novelist Stephen King was born and raised in Maine, which is why it's the setting for approximately 90% of his work. He and his wife, Tabitha King (also a novelist), still live most of the year in Maine.
- The DeLorme map and atlas company is headquartered in Yarmouth.
- Both of Maine's US Senators, Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe, are
- Jud Crandall — Man who knew not to bury anything in the Indian burial ground. Sometimes, dead is better. Popularized Maine's accent.
- L.L. Bean. The guy who sells outdoorsy clothing. Yes, he exists.
Angela LansburyJessica Fletcher, Cabot Cove's own mystery writer and serial killer.
- Sambides Jr., Nick, "East Millinocket voters reject national park by wide margin", Bangor Daily News (29 June 2015, 9:27 p.m.).
- "Paul LePage asks Trump to return national monument in Maine to private ownership", Boston Globe via Associated Press 23 Febuary 2017.
- Boston Globe
- Lighthouses for sale
- Maine Governor Paul LePage criticised for 'racist' remarks
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