Fun:New Jersey
New Jersey is the tenth circle of Hell, two levels below the Hidden Fun Stuff. New Jersey is generally a horrible place to live as it's ruled by a bunch of Wingnuts.
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[edit] History
New Jersey was created when G-man decided he needed a place to put all those Loving followers of Jesus. He then placed it one level below Cthulhu, built a few buildings and called it a day. When Fred Phelps finally died, he discovered himself in a shabby town with three houses and declared himself governor. To this day, New Jerseyites credit him with founding the town even though he is currently in the mental asylum getting poked with a stick by a monkey. The 2nd/current Governor, Assfly is much less liberal and created policies that included throwing anyone who dared disagree with the governor into the vast void that is the eleventh circle of hell.
[edit] Politics
The government of New Jersey is generally highly Conservative as to avoid the godless evils of Liberalism. The governor has absolute power and practically owns the state council anyway. The only Citizens can elect a new governor before the old one resigns is via armed rebellion against the Government as per the intentions of our founding fathers. The Governor's office is currently in New Jersey's only shopping center, with his secretary doing much of the work.
[edit] Industry
The only industries that New Jersey has is the export of the resources that can only be found in hell such as Hellstone.