Fun:Pork
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Pork is unclean, but far tastier than goat if you're a member of Congress.
Pork can be cleaned, but it takes a great amount of effort. When cleaned, it is called "bacon". It's totally worth it.
Pork actually comes from a very intelligent mammal, the pig, that had the misfortune of evolving to be quite tasty. Therefore, when you eat pork, you must remember to always make it as tasty as you can, or that animal gave its life for nothing. (And if you ever see a three-legged pig, remember that's the unusually smart kind -- a pig like that, you don't eat all at once.)