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Ray Comfort is a wonderful preacher and devotedly committed Christian who together with Kirk Cameron posess the only way to save us from utter damnation. [1]

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[edit] Preaching the Word of God

Ray Comfort together with Kirk Cameron have dedicated their lives (after conversion) to spreading Ray's propaganda while making a profit (after all suckers buy his publications and give him donations) to proclaiming the message of salvation as taught by Jersus Christ himself. That has to be true because the Bible as interpreted by Ray and Kirk confirms every single nugget of wisdom that R & K impart to us.

  1. The Bible must be true because God inspired the Holy Book.
  2. We know that God exists and that God inspired His sacred writings because the Bible tells us that.

[edit] Saving us from Hell

The way proclaimed by Ray and Kirk is and has to be the one and only way to escape Hell, see above. We are all in terrible danger of Hell especially those of us without the inspiration of R & K are in terrible danger of Hell. Indeed the majority of mankind will go to Hell.

  1. God loves us and in no way wants us to go to Hell so we should follow Ray and Kirk’s message God’s message and save ourselves.
  2. We must not doubt God’s love for us and God’s wish to save us because if we doubt that we will go to Hell.
  3. The vast number of stalwart Christians who generously support the Living Waters Mission of R & K prove that some folk are fucked up over religion God performs miracles daily and daily turns men’s and women’s hearts to Himself using R & K as His agents.

[edit] Scientific proof of creation

Ray Comfort has proved to his own satisfaction has proved scientifically that the world is a brilliant creation by the almighty God of Christianity as verified by Bronze Age and Iron Age mythology as verified by The Inerrant Word of the Bible.

Ray Comfort has made himself a laughing stock with his banana phallfallacy, to find out why it’s silly read the article. has proved incontrovertibly that the banana was designed by someone, was therefore designed and made miraculously by almighty God Himself as is shown in the Bible. [2]

[edit] Deceit

Ray Comfort has acted deceitfully for example he has handed out what looks like legal American currency but turns out to be gospel tracts with his hell fire message. [3] knows that lying breaks one of the Ten Commandments and would never wilfully deceive anyone.

[edit] No Gay Comfort

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron are (unrepentantly?) heterosexual, just somehow Kirk put his hand dangerously close to his own crotch and Ray let him do that in front of the camera. We don’t even think they repented because they put it all into YouTube where it is setting a fine example to other men with similar interests. Aren't those two afraid of their own angry god they preach about? If their theology were correct those two might have to roast slowly together in Hell aaahhh!!!

Below is a TRUTHFUL [4] account of :-

[edit] Footnotes

  1. Ray never says that he alone can save us but he criticises other Christians so much his followers might get that impression.
  2. Bananas aren’t in the Bible
  3. Secret Service Agents Seize Ray Comfort Tracts
  4. Truthiness full rather than truthful
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