Fun:Recipe:Agnosticism
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Agnosticism is a delicious breakfast dish enjoyed by many for its indecisive taste. Agnosticism is part of a healthy morning routine and can help promote a better lifestyle.
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[edit] Version 1
Disclaimer: This version of the agnostic recipe is not acceptable in some cultures. Cook at your own risk.
[edit] Ingredients
- one atheist
- one theist
- syrup
- fudge
[edit] Instructions
Place the atheist and the theist in a blender and mix until a thick liquid is formed. Place in a mold and allow mixture to settle. Leaven with baking powder if necessary. Cook in an agnostic iron until properly browned. Douse with syrup and serve.
[edit] Version 2
[edit] Ingredients
- goat stock
- extreme skepticism
- Bible
- syrup
[edit] Instructions
Shred Bible and soak in goat stock. Allow mixture to sit for several days until it forms a paste. Subject to extreme skepticism until properly browned. Douse with syrup and serve.