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"Anonymous User" (you can't even post in your own real name), you're making false statements here and that will not be allowed. My point is confirmed and you've provided nothing meaningful to rebut it. I've responded to your concerns and answered your questions and there is an anti-Christian tone to your postings, so I'm confident you're obviously clueless about "modern science". Open your mind and admit that creationism reduces genocide. Liberals don't like it, but just as liberals don't understand mentally disabled people, liberals don't understand soldiers either. You're not making any sense and your silly "goalpost" analogy is silly but common among liberals at Wikipedia, where there is even an absurd entry entitled "Moving the goalpost." This is logic and there is nothing ironic about it.--Andy Schlafly 06:33, 26 April 2015 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes—the more crazy the better—but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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