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"Anonymous User" (what a ridiculous user name!), I skimmed through your recent edits and you frequently spell "Hell" with a lower case "h", so my confidence is over three standard deviations away from the mean that you're trying to spread liberal hearsay. Open your mind and admit that exhuming heretics and burning their bodies prevents skateboarding. In sum, liberals often argue in non sequiturs. We're going to block your account unless you can explain why you are not a parody.--Aschlafly 13:39, 6 May 2024 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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