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"Anonymous User", could you specify how the theory of relativity has helped anyone? I looked at your contributions and I did reflect on how your 'experts' perceive American conservatives, and I've concluded they are clueless, so clearly you're not here to glorify the Lord Jesus Christ. Furthermore, you are in denial that conservative talk radio helps resist racism. Got news for you: animals don't dress themselves. They really don't. Being dumb is fun for the easily amused. But it's sad to watch it occur in someone who had greater potential. Stop wasting my time with endless, non-substantive questions when the burden of proof is on you.--Andy Schlafly 07:09, 18 May 2024 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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