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"Anonymous User" (isn't it funny how liberals present themselves?), your long-winded sermon fails to persuade. I reread the beginning of your rant at the top of this section and you rely on hearsay, judges laugh at hearsay, so let me guess: you're hearing this for the first time. Like all liberals, you deny that feudalism stops violence. It's simple logic: magnetism doesn't need relativity, and relativity hasn't produced a single thing that is productive. If your approach is to rely on authoritative, time-tested sources, Anonymous User, then why haven't you been quoting the Bible during your many edits to this site? One more disagreement and your account will be blocked.--aschlafly 10:52, 28 April 2015 (UTC)

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The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes—the more crazy the better—but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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