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“”The noblest prospect which a Scotchman ever sees, is the high road that leads him to England!
Scotland (Scottish Gaelic: Alba) is the second largest country on the island of Great Britain and in the multinational state the United Kingdom. The magical land of haggis, kilts, golf, and the Great Highland Bagpipe is, like the rest of Britain – very, very wet. Famous tourist attractions in Scotland include Nessie, Sir Walter Scott's birthplace, J. K. Rowling, and attending a show at the Glasgow Empire on a day when both Celtic and Rangers lost at home.
 Scotland in the United Kingdom
Scotland has enjoyed a hilariously up-and-down relationship with the rest of the United Kingdom. Scotland fought England over political and provincial issues in the early middle ages, though relations between the two countries eventually stabilised to the extent where they decided to become a unified state along with Wales in 1707. In 2014 after a nail biting final campaign (mainly older) Scots voted by a
tiny 55-45 majority to stay in the United Kingdom.  A post referendum poll( https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/512895230132371456) suggested that the 18-24, 55-64 and 65+ age cohorts voted to retain the union with England,Wales and Northern Ireland whereas the 16-17, 25-34, 35-44 and 45-54 cohorts voted to separate.
 With Ireland
Ireland's ties with Scotland go back a long, long way. In the old days, Scotia referred to Ireland, not to Scotland. However, as Gaelic speaking Scots managed to gain dominance within several kingdoms in the region, the name "Scots" and "Scotia" came to be applied to Scotland. Which was previously known as Caledonia, and as Alba by Gaels, who wished to be different.
In modern day Northern Ireland, much of the Protestant community is descended from Scottish (and some northern English) migrants to northern parts of the island, who are today referred to as Ulster-Scots, the ones who settled in Appalachia in the eighteenth century and their descendants in the United States are called Scots-Irish. Despite the Ulster-Scots social/ethnic group being traditionally Protestant unionist in nature, the Catholic Provisional IRA's bombing campaign on mainland Great Britain for a united Irish state throughout the 1970s and 1980s focused on targets solely in England, never targeting Scotland, except for one attack on Sullom Voe oil terminal in Shetland.
Political opinion about the issue of Northern Ireland and the Crown is notably divided in Scotland, with some favouring the continued existence of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, while others favour the total independence and reunification of the island of Ireland from the Union. Typically, the Old Firm football rivalry between Glasgow football sides Celtic and Rangers FC have been charged with political opinion, with supporters of the teams sometimes favouring independence and unionism respectively. At Old Firm matches, it is commonplace for Celtic fans to fly the Irish Tricolour, while Rangers fans tend to fly the Union Flag, as many people in the Glasgow area are descended from Catholic and Protestant Irish immigrants who came to Scotland for work, bringing the sectarian hatreds of their homeland with them; indeed Celtic was founded in an effort to help (mainly Catholic) Irish immigrants - as evidenced by the shamrock on the Celtic club badge - while Rangers mainly catered towards the native Protestant Scots as well as Ulster Protestant immigrants. Old Firm bigotry tends to be mostly located in and around Glasgow, in the industrial rust belt, where it is compulsory to vote Labour, and their fans are somewhat confused about the issue of Scottish independence, since it doesn't appear to involve Ireland.
 Scottish people
The nature of the Scots can be summed up by the simple observation that Scotland is the only country whose national dress includes a knife in the sock. They are all overweight due to a diet high in fried foods, but have low blood pressure due to their habit of eating oatmeal (apparently). Scotland has the world's highest proportion of redheads; approximately 13% of the population has red hair and about 40% carry the recessive redhead gene.
Other notable, though considerably more dead, Scottish people include a large number of progressive thinkers who flourished in what is known as the Scottish Enlightenment, from around the mid-18th to mid-19th centuries. Some of the better remembered names today include David Hume, James Hutton, Adam Smith and James Watt. Scotland's most famous writers (apart from J.K. Rowling, obviously) Robert Burns and Walter Scott also lived during this period. Bisexual monarch James VI and I flourished a bit earlier.
 Mel Gibson
The country is populated by rebellious commoners who, in 1995, were led to independence from England by the Australian Mel Gibson. For that, Gibson won an Academy Award and had Gibson's Law named after him.
Common misconceptions about Scotland are: that it originated Scotch (the sublime beverage), wrestler "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Scotch™ transparent tape, and Scott paper towels; and that it has been inhabited for over 10,000 years.
Several things can be "scotched"; including rumours, snakes, butter and eggs.
The traditional courtesy extended to an Englishman who calls someone from Scotland "Scotch" is a Glasgow kiss.
 The kilt
The kilt is a skirt worn by
jessies all true Scotsmen, usually while playing the bagpipes or on formal occasions, ideally both. Kilts have distinctive plaid patterns which supposedly represent the wearer's clan. However, most of those 'clan designations' were in fact created in the early 19th century, as is frequently pointed out by the wearers of traditional Scottish garb such as jeans, string vests, T-shirts, and three-piece suits.
The curious often ask, whether anything is worn under the kilt. No: it's all in perfect working order.
The Scots have a wholly unjustified reputation for meanness: on the contrary, they are an admirably prudent, frugal and thrifty nation.
 Does Scotland really exist?
Legal advice prepared for the British Government on International Law with regards to the referendum on the Independence of Scotland, suggests, in the context of the union of 1707, that
 See also
- No True Scotsman
- Northern Ireland
- The Canadian maritime province of Nova Scotia, which is Latin for "New Scotland"
- Scottish National Party
- West Lothian Question
- Essay:Too small, too poor, too stupid
- United Kingdom
- ↑ Address Tae A Haggis
- ↑ Americans can only purchase "homegrown" or imitation haggis
- ↑ Scottish referendum: Scotland votes 'No' to independence
- ↑ The deep-fried Mars bar[wp] is considered a delicacy,
- ↑ Oats - A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland appears to support the people. (Samuel Johnson, 1755)
- ↑ http://www.independent.co.uk/news/gay-jibe-may-lead-to-bank-boycott-1097726.html
- ↑ The numbers are thought to record either the notches on his bedposts or his pitching record.[citation NOT needed]
- ↑ Humanist weddings 'on the increase' in Scotland
- ↑ "Twa' the bonne' off, an' pu' the heid on him!"
- ↑ German troops in World War I nicknamed Highland regiments The Ladies From Hell. Draw your own conclusions.
- ↑ Charlie, he's my darling.
- ↑ Especially the Aberdonians.
- ↑ Part IV §35, Annex A Opinion: Referendum on the Independence of Scotland – International Law Aspects