Fun:Soylent Green

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Soylent Green is a tasty wafer snack made of soy, lentils, and a seekrit "mystery ingredient". Yum!

Soylent Green is superior to it's predecessors, Soylent yellow, Soylent Red, and cat food in that it is not red, yellow, or made out of cat food.[1] It should be made clear, however, that sometimes soylent green is catfood, and that sometimes cat food is soylent green. The only way to tell is to feed it to your cat. If nothing happens you can be unsure of it being either soylent green or cat food. If the cat dies it is your own fault.

Some vegans claim that Soylent Green is murder. They are wrong.

A light, dry white wine, such as Portuguese vinho verde, is recommended with it. A Chianti, no matter how nice it may be, simply carries the wrong nuances.

[edit] See also

  • Space Food Sticks
  • PowerBar
  • Atkins Diet
  • Scrapple
  • Vegemite
  • Purina Dog Chow
  • White Castle
  • Soylent Green is also the brand name of some soy-based glop made for people who hate food[2]

Hmm, wonder what's really in those?

[edit] Footnotes

  1. [1]The differences between each described in greater detail.
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