Fun:Squirrel diet

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Country squirrels: Nuts, seeds, mushrooms, pine cones, nuts, leaves, nuts, bark, lichens, nuts, and the occasional bird egg.

City squirrels: Freeganism is teh rule here. Scraps and handouts from teh city park and outdoor restaurant tables, supplemented with bird seed from your bird feeder and teh occasional dumpster dive.

[edit] Lose weight fast![1]

Our sources say rapid weight loss and incredible health can be obtained by following the Squirrel Diet. Better than Atkins! More powerful than a can of spinach! Rawer than raw foodism! More primal than teh caveman diet! More macro and biotic than macrobiotics!

[edit] Enjoy these as an addition to a healthy diet!

[edit] Footnotes

  1. hyperspeed voice over:results vary, participants required to leap from tree to tree, climb telephone poles and be chased by both cats and dogs to obtain results/voiceover
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