Fun:Ten Commandments
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We'll let Sesame Street's The Count take it from here.
[edit] One! One commandment...ah...ah...ah.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
[edit] Two! Two commandments...ah...ah...ah.
I don't care how much sex Baal lets you have. You're stuck with me.
[edit] Three! Three commandments...ah...ah...ah.
I don't like my picture taken, okay? That good enough for you?
[edit] Four! Four commandments...ah...ah...ah.
It's only six days a week, eighteen hours a day. What the problem? You get six hours off each day and then a solid twenty-four! Honestly!
[edit] Five! Five commandments...ah...ah...ah.
Be good to mom and dad. They and I brought you into this world and we can take you out.
[edit] Six! Six commandments...ah...ah...ah.
Don't kill anyone, bro.
[edit] Seven! Seven commandments...ah...ah...ah.
I don't care how good Steve is in the sack!
[edit] Eight! Eight commandments...ah...ah...ah.
Don't steal my shit.
[edit] Nine! Nine commandments...ah...ah...ah.
Don't talk shit on anybody.
[edit] TEN! TEN COMMANDMENTS...AH...AH...AH...AH...AH.
Don't ogle your neighbor's wife's ass or anything else of his. Get your own.