Fun:That fine-ass Mary Magdalene
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- Kind of chunky if you ask me.
- (^totally in the closet^)
- What's wrong with chunky?!
- I'm gonna sue. Who gave permission for this distorted picture of me to be placed on t'internet? Anne Onymous
- Meh, she's alright.
- Whoever fucking put this DISGRACE up, better fucking take it down! Fucking Heathen piece of shit. Going To Hell.
- Jesus knew what was up!
- Hmmmm, a native-born Judean with pale skin and red hair. She must have been part of that Lost Tribe of Israel that populated Scotland. Still welcome to chew crackers in bed with me.
- That's it, we're revisiting The Da Vinci Code.
- Children can see this filth! Won't somebody please think of the children!
- Right, she's "chunky," because women are obliged to starve themselves for your ogling pleasure.
- ^ Everyone knows that women are only sexy if you can see their ribcage, and, preferably, easily snap them in twain.