Fun talk:Scientific Geoterrapinism
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Surely there were pachyderms involved somewhere. Nicht wahr?
- There are four elephants between the world and the first turtle, but in a spout of liberal bias, no one mentions these, and evidence is covered up. Thunderkatz 20:57, 12 July 2007 (CDT)
- Where does the water (that presumably falls off tne edge) go to? And how doet it get replaced? RojerB 21:44, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
- Oh! silly me. The elephants drink it & blow it back via the liberal spouts. RojerB 21:48, 13 July 2007 (CDT)
- Nope; it evaporates, and rises on currents of air. This produces an effect known as the Rimbow, an immense circular stripe of colors, including the eighth color (Octarine), although this is visible only to wizards. Nobby 23:46, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Obvious factual omission
One of the most important facts about being on a turtle is that shells are ever-so-slightly curved. Obviously horizons would still exist, but the doubters don't believe this, pointing to simple and easily explained things like the lack of a turtle head(which the evil atheists hide with chem-trails). Ikanreed (talk) 14:35, 8 July 2014 (UTC)