Giorgio Tsoukalos
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Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (b. 1978) is the publisher of Legendary Times Magazine, a magazine that searches for evidence to support the ancient alien nonsense, and has been the Director of Erich von Daniken's Center for Ancient Astronaut Research for over 12 years.
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[edit] (Ir)relevant education
Tsoukalos graduated from Ithaca College in Ithaca, New York in 1998 with a degree in communication and sports information. That makes him uniquely qualified to speak on matters concerning the movie Jerry McGuire, but not so much regarding anything else.
[edit] TV work
He is most famous for being, in his own modest words:
| ...the star and Consulting Producer of ANCIENT ALIENS - THE SERIES (2010) and publisher of Legendary Times Magazine, the only Ancient Astronaut publication in the world.[1] Giorgio is the real-life Indiana Jones and he is changing the way the world thinks about the Ancient Astronaut Theory.[2] |
His belief that practically everything in the ancient world has something to do with aliens has made him into some sort of official meme.[3]
Did we mention that he thinks the Babylonians had nuclear weapons? Is such a thing even possible? Yes it is!
Mostly he seems to go on about replacing angels/demons/gods/the Easter Bunny/etc. with aliens.
[edit] See also
[edit] External links
- His site
- The Ancient Aliens Meme Generator
- Giorgio getting it on with the ladies.
- Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith, we're so very sorry.
[edit] Watch him in action
- "Is such a thing even possible?"
- "If today, we're able to create a two-headed dog with six legs..."
- "I don't think that Atlantis sank. I think it lifted off."
- "Those big stones were transported by way of levitation by none other than Merlin the Wizard."
- "The ancient astronauts' home planet needed gold for their atmosphere."
- "We're half-human, and half-extraterrestrial. We're hybrids!"
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ But only because nobody else is insane enough to publish one.
- ↑ His autobiography.
- ↑ Know Your Meme—Ancient Aliens